On your first child, you buy the latest diaper bag, keep it topped off with diapers, wipes, toys.. enough to last for a week-long trip.
On your second child, you "recycle" the grocery store plastic bags by throwing a few diapers and wipes into it.
On your third child, they wait until you get home.
On your first child, you follow doctors orders and carefully introduce each new food. Your baby is exposed to all the "organic" peas, meats, and fruits pureed into fancy label jars.
On your second child, you figure Beechnut isn't so bad and Cheerios is a first solid.
On your third child, a peeled chicken mcnugget makes a nice soft dinnertime "protein".
On your first child, each birthday gift for your child's friend is carefully selected and beautifully wrapped.
On your second child, you've been guilty of re-gifting.
On your third child, gift cards rule!
To be continued....
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